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Larry King Is Older Than These 23 Things. It’s Unbelievable.

Larry King Is Older Than These 23 Things. It’s Unbelievable.

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Oh, Larry. NewYorkNatives He's our favorite crotchety old radio personality. His career spans decades and his popularity has hardly ever waned. However, with great longevity comes age. Larry King is 80 years old and still kicking. Larry himself even out-ages some of the oldest inventions. Here are just a few things he is older than. 1) Velcro Textol 2) Helicopters RobinsonHeli 3) Microwave Ovens PhotoDictionary 4) Duct Tape DuctTapeMaster 5) Juke Boxes ...
Here Are 21 Jokes So Clever You Probably Won’t Get Them. #10 Is Perfection.

Here Are 21 Jokes So Clever You Probably Won’t Get Them. #10 Is Perfection.

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Humor is subjective. No matter how funny you think something is, if you say it in a room full of people, not everyone will laugh. (Unless you're me, of course.) There's nothing wrong with them or you, they just might not like what you have to say. If you don't like the jokes below, either you think they're too nerdy... or you just didn't get them. (That's okay, though.) These intelligent jokes are so clever, most people won't get them on their first (second or third) read-through. I hope you get them, though. 1.) It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… because they always take things literally. 2.) Who is this Rorschach guy? … and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? ...
They Might Look Like Two Normal Guys, But When You Find Out The Truth, You’ll Be Amazed

They Might Look Like Two Normal Guys, But When You Find Out The Truth, You’ll Be Amazed

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Now that Halloween is over, it's fun to recap everyone's amazing costumes. Since the spooky holiday has come and gone, there's no more competition involved. We just get to sit back and enjoy looking at the completely epic ideas that people came up with.This father-son costume might just be the best of the bunch. Instead of dressing as celebrities or zombies, they decided to dress as each other. The resemblance is uncanny. You need to see this to believe it. (via Today)What an awesome idea! I'm sure they fooled everyone...which definitely could've gotten weird. So what do you think? Will you give something like this a try next year?Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/halloween-swap/
If You’re Looking For A Way To Get Rid Of Fall Leaves…Don’t Do This

If You’re Looking For A Way To Get Rid Of Fall Leaves…Don’t Do This

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Cleaning up leaves is a huge pain in the butt. It's not all fun and games like Snoopy would have you believe. A lot of people dread going out into their yards every year and raking dead leaves.These guys came up with a much faster way to get rid of those pesky leaves, but I absolutely would not recommend that you do this. It seems insanely dangerous, and beyond that, insanely stupid. (via The Chive)What happened in their brains that made them think, "You know what? This is a great idea." They're lucky that they didn't set the whole neighborhood ablaze. With that being said, it looked totally awesome, and it did get rid of a bunch of leaves. But seriously, just don't do this, okay?Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/fall-leaves/
This Man’s Attempt To Combine Contact Cement Quickly Turns Into A Sticky Situation

This Man’s Attempt To Combine Contact Cement Quickly Turns Into A Sticky Situation

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googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('VN_PG_DTBT_ATF'); }); We've all been this elderly gentleman at some point in our lives. All the poor man wanted to do was combine two nearly empty cans of contact cement in the hopes that it would somehow thin out the mixture. Where he hilariously went wrong, however, was when he decided scooping the mixture out with his bare hands was a great idea.As you can imagine, things quickly spun out of control and he became pretty frustrated with the ordeal. That was exactly like watching an infomercial where people struggle with everyday tasks. (Or like turning on C-SPAN and watching Congress work. Either one.) Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/contact-cement/
A Kindergartner Wrote And Drew The Most Genius ‘How To’ Guide Ever. The Drawings Are Hilarious.

A Kindergartner Wrote And Drew The Most Genius ‘How To’ Guide Ever. The Drawings Are Hilarious.

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Reddit user PainMatrix recently uploaded his son's latest creation. It's not your typical kindergartner's artwork - it's something much better. And by better, I mean hilarious. It's none other than an instructional booklet titled, "How To Poop." It even includes helpful, genius illustrations. You've got to see this. How To Poop by Some Awesome Kid Step 1: Walk to the Bathroom. Step 2. Sit Down. Step 3: POOP! Apparently, at least for this kid, wiping is totally optional. Not sure how much I agree with that, but maybe we'll get an amended version in a few years when he puts out the next edition. For ...
29 Awesome Teachers Who Love Their Jobs And Aren’t Afraid To Show It

29 Awesome Teachers Who Love Their Jobs And Aren’t Afraid To Show It

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May 3 is National Teacher Day, which means that we have an opportunity to tell amazing educators how much we appreciate their hard work. After all, what job is more meaningful than shaping young minds? Whether they're leading classes full of kindergarteners or standing at the helm of college lectures, teachers do some of the most important work in the world.And some are a cut above the rest. In honor of this holiday, let's take a look the antics of 29 hilarious teachers. 1. No more making out, kids. Reddit / Amk1221amk 2. Honesty is the best policy. Reddit / Purler33 3. Need to go to the bathroom? Heed Liam's warning. Reddit / Irrelevantusername31 ...

22 Selfies That Might Just Make You Hate Humanity A Little More

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Selfies are a staple on social media. Although they're extremely common, people who take too many selfies are often subject to endless ridicule. The selfies taken by these people are the ones that garner the most negative attention. You honestly won't believe how stupid they are. 1. Check your reflection before you post those selfies. Imgur / ahab1981 2. The framed selfie is truly horrifying. Reddit / starrstreet 3. That's how I feel about selfie sticks, too. Imgur / kingofoddknowledge 4. Okay, that's kind of funny. Reddit / upyourjuicebox 5. Flush! Just flush before you selfie! ...
What These 25 Teachers Did In Class Is Either Genius, Hilarious, Or Both. #16 Is Totally Epic… LOL.

What These 25 Teachers Did In Class Is Either Genius, Hilarious, Or Both. #16 Is Totally Epic… LOL.

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Everyone has had that one teacher that makes class really fun by just being awesome. In my case it was my high school history teacher who would always start the class with a cheesy joke, I'm talking the cheesiest dad jokes you've ever heard, but it put a smile on everyone's face before his class and made us look forward to his classes. These 25 pictures below are examples of equally awesome teachers: 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) ...
These 28 Random Acts Of Sarcasm Just Made My Day. I Can’t Stop Laughing At #15.

These 28 Random Acts Of Sarcasm Just Made My Day. I Can’t Stop Laughing At #15.

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You probably don't give your coworkers, friends and family the credit they deserve for being clever. I only say that because, one day, they might come out of the woodwork and surprise you with a completely random act of sarcasm that'll make you LOL for days (or embarrass you in front of everyone you know). If you push people beyond their limits by calling them out publicly, you might just be asking to get a little burned. Don't underestimate people. That's how you end up with egg on your face (and a sarcastic comment scrawled across your next passive aggressive note left in the kitchen.) 1.) Dang, Siri. That's cold. 2.) I don't think grandma "got" this sign. 3.) This might not be necess...